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Total Medals Earned: 151 (From 29 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,375 Points

Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 6/11 (115/395 points)

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.

Runny Square

Medals Earned: 11/20 (65/500 points)

Broken Steer 5 Points

Crashed without turning left nor right.

Clockwise or Counter? 5 Points

Tried both preferences of direction.

Crashed Again 5 Points

Crashed for the second time.

Crashed Before Starting 5 Points

Crashed before start line with 0 score.

First Score! 5 Points

Reached 1 point score.

First Time Crashed 5 Points

Crashed for the first time.

Second Score 5 Points

Reached 2 points score.

The C Button 5 Points

Checked the Credit screen.

The Mouse and The Keyboard 5 Points

Tried mouse and keyboard for playing.

More Crashing 10 Points

Crashed 8 times.

More Scores 10 Points

Reached 4 points score.

Even More Scores 10 Points

Reached 8 score.

Crashing More 25 Points

Crashed 16 times.

More Than Fingers Can Count 25 Points

Reached 11 points score.

Still Surviving 25 Points

Reached 16 points score.

Being Tough 50 Points

Reached 24 points score.

Crashed so Many Times 50 Points

Crashed 32 times.

More Than Fingers and Toes Combined 50 Points

Reached 21 scores.

Masochist 100 Points

Crashed 64 times.

Square Masochist 100 Points

Reached 32 points score.

Spider: Downloaded.

Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/400 points)

01 Ring Out 10 Points

Defeat the Wolf Spider

02 Poison 10 Points

Defeat the Moth

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

03 Shadow 10 Points

Defeat the Firefly

04 Speed 10 Points

Defeat the Hornets

05 Reboot 25 Points

Defeat SYSTEM

06 Tornado Suplex 25 Points

Defeat the Praying Mantis

07 Magnifying Lens 25 Points

Defeat the Ants

08 Slingshot 25 Points

Defeat the Rhino Beetle

09 Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

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T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 7/15 (35/325 points)

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

The Company of Myself

Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/80 points)

New Friend 5 Points

Complete level 1

Trust Exercise 5 Points

Complete level 4

Bridge 10 Points

Complete level 10

Vicarious? 10 Points

Complete level 7

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Hardest Pokémon Quiz Ever

Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/240 points)

Meh 5 Points

Try again! Next time you'll do better!

10+ 10 Points

You got 10 or more right! Good job!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Were you even trying? 5 Points

You gotta do better than that!

15+ 10 Points

You got at least half right! You sure know something.

20+ 25 Points

You got 20 or more right! You must be a fan!

25+ 50 Points

You got 25 or more right! You're a Pokémon Expert!

Perfect 100 Points

No questions were answered wrong. You're a Pokémon Master!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Sequence

Medals Earned: 9/9 (375/375 points)

Newbie Sequence 5 Points

Pass 5 levels

Beginner Sequence 10 Points

Pass 15 levels

Novice Sequence 10 Points

Pass 10 levels

Intermediate Sequence 25 Points

Pass half of the levels

Skillful Sequence 25 Points

Pass 25 levels

Advanced Sequence 50 Points

Pass 35 levels

Experienced Sequence 50 Points

Pass 30 levels

Expert Sequence 100 Points

Complete the game

Secret Sequence 100 Points

Pass the secret level

Trivial Trivia: Minecraft

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)

Coal 5 Points

Score 20 points or higher

Iron 5 Points

Score at least 40 points

Gold 10 Points

Score at least 80 points

DIAMONDZ 25 Points

Score at least 120 points

You Are The Victim

Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)

A Saint's Slip-up 10 Points

Stab a person on camera

Freedom Fighter 25 Points

Kill a police officer

It's Hard To Not Murder 100 Points

Hit the floor 20 times

You Are The Victim 100 Points

Get the "best" ending